Our True India...

Intro : This poem is about the various peculiarities of our country and its citizens...

Now I am a free bird, hope I am not shot...
Now I am a plastic bottle, thrown on the beach to rot...
Now I am a tree, I am born to be cut...
Now I am a car horn, I can't keep my mouth shut...

Now I am a television, I make people blind...
Now I am an official, "Sorry! I can’t be kind..."
Now I am a streetlamp, I am always fused...
Now I am a dustbin, I am rarely used...

Now I am Coca Cola, I can kill any pest...
Now I am a school, a perfect venue for physical rest...
Now I am a vegetable vendor, I don’t need a mike...
Now I am a government servant, I always go on strike...

Now I am a TV serial, I make women weep...
Now I am a politician, after elections I only sleep...
Now I am a movie, I am made just for fun...
Now I am Saurav Ganguly, I can’t score a run...

Now I am a water lorry, the cause of women wrestling...
Now I am a student, "Aaah! Why doesn’t the bell ring??!"
Now I am a pesticide, it’s humans that I kill...
Now I am a doctor, "Sir, first pay my bill..."

Now I am a signboard, I am always kept in a corner...
Now I am a lawyer, I only know "Objection, your Honour!"
Now I am a terrorist, I can give you free tickets to heaven!
Now I am a Cricket selector,"By inky pinky ponky I choose the eleven!"

Now I am Chennai, I never suffer from drought...
Now I am a policeman,"Yes!Yes!The culprits will soon be caught!"
Now I am a bus, I know not my path...
Now I am a perfume, people use me and don’t have bath...

Now I am a cell phone, I am stuck to the youngster’s ear...
Now I am the national flag, Wow! I am seen twice a year...
Now I am a weather forecast, have I ever been right?
Now I am the Parliament, the NATIONAL STADIUM for fight!
Now I am an Indian, satisfy me, you just cant!
Atlast, I am just a human, it’s peace that I want . . .